Are you and your partner looking to spice things up this Valentine's Day or maybe you're single with no plans? Why not watch zoo animals do each other?

It's a real event that The Detroit Zoo is hosting on Valentine's Day called Love Gone Wild. Why? Is this some type of weird fantasy/fetish thing? Their excuse is that "Birds do it. Bees do it. Find out how animals at the Detroit Zoo do it..."

Believe it or not this is the sixth year that the Detroit Zoo is hosting the event. So what can you expect from Love Gone Wild?

The evening includes an intimate and revealing look into the “dating” and mating escapades of the animals at the zoo.


Obviously doing the nasty would make anyone hungry, so while you're being a creeper walking and watching the animals in their natural habitats, you can snack on some hors d’oeuvres and get just enough of a buzz to make you want more because you're cut off after two drinks. I assume the zoo doesn't want things to get too out of hand.

MLive says the night will also include stories of passion, positions and even mate swapping. Yes, pictures will be involved.

Love Gone Wild is Tuesday, February 14th from 6 to 7:30 p.m. If this is something you're into would like to do, you can get your tickets here. Like any other orgy, this is a 21 and up only shindig. You'll also get to leave with a gift thanks to the zoo. Hopefully everyone can get use out of it.

Personally, I think I'll sit this one out. I don't need an anteater to remind me how sad my sex life is.

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