Easter Jokes for Kids

Some of these are very bunny!

Q: Why was the Easter bunny so upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?

A: An egghead.

Q: How does Easter end?

A: With an "r".

Q:How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?

A: With hare spray!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?

A: One. After that it is not empty anymore.

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: What did the rabbits do after the wedding?

A: No, silly, they went on their bunnymoon!

Q: How do you catch the Easter bunny?

A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot.

Good: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.

Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?

A: IHOP.

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